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[strikeking]

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[finefurryfella]

is that what you think those aprons are for? cock coverage?

[ He's in love with a fucking idiot. ]

nigella isn't as hairy as me. do you really want to risk finding my chest hair in your coq au vin?

[strikeking]

they're cock coverage sized. what the fuck else are they good for??

anyway i find your fucking hair in my mouth all the time already don't i

if it hasn't stopped me from sucking your balls probably won't stop me from eating a sexy little dish you've done up for me either

[finefurryfella]

I beg your fucking pardon? since fucking when??

[ You're gonna give him a hair complex, Jamie. ]

if you've got a mouth like a henry hoover that's your fucking problem

[strikeking]

that's james hoover to you

and i weren't complaining you big fucking baby

[finefurryfella]

good

because I'm not waxing for anyone

I did it once and all my hair grew back in a day so it's a waste of fucking time

[strikeking]

hold on which part did you get waxed

[finefurryfella]

fucking everywhere

it was for a photoshoot back in the day

you pull it off, I look like a chicken that's been plucked

[strikeking]

a fucking fit chicken i'll bet

[ How did he not know about this shoot? Unbelievable. ]

must have taken all day to get you done. how many quit on the spot when they saw your chest?

i would've. fucking backbreaking

you still got the photos?

[ Googling in 3, 2 -- ]

[finefurryfella]

all chickens are ugly, you freak

fucking hell, I thought you wrote "barebacking"

do you think I keep an album of every photoshoot I've done?

[ For fuck's sake... Fine. ]

calvin klein underwear campaign, 2014

[ That'll be enough information for Jamie to find them. ]